Aide-memoire (n.) - Jeeves' autobiography
Amazing (pres. part.) - shopping on Amazon.
Armchair (n.) - the hair on your armcs.
Biplane (n.) - an aircraft of mixed sexual orientation.
Broadband (n.) - The Pussycat Dolls.
Bumbling (n.) - ostentatious anal jewellery.
Carafe (n.) - an automobile with a long neck.
Carpet (n.) - a domesticated animal designed specifically for automobiles.
Cassock (n.) - a Slavic horseman known for his military skill.
Chicken (Prop. N.) - Barbie's fashionable companion.
Contact (n.) - a prisoner's display of consideration.
Contractor (v.) - trick farm vehicle.
Cossack (n.) - an article of clerical clothing.
Dampen (n.) - stupid thing won't write.
Dandelion (n.) - effete feline.
Despair (n.) - dese two.
Detail (v.) - to remove the tail from something.
Download (n.) - a depressed consignment.
Easter (comp. adj.) -further East.
Example (adj.) - 1. not enough any more; 2. formerly fat.
Feeling (n.) - a small payment.
Flippant (n.) - a double-sided pair of briefs.
Impact (n.) - Vaudeville turn featuring small cheeky people.
Jamboree (n.) - one who suffers dull conversations about preserves.
Lavatory (n.) - the place where they make lava.
Locust (n.) - brand name for an unsuccessful type of low-fat custard.
Manchiato (n.) - not very nice coffee with a bit of milk.
Missive (n.) - Mrs. Ive's daughter.
Office (n.) - frozen water that's past its best.
Pathetic (n.) - involuntary spasm brought on by watching old newsreel footage.
Peanuts (n.) - vegetable testicles.
Peeling (n.) - a tiny amount of urine.
Pendant (n.) - someone who insists on correcting other people's mistakes.
Ponder (n.) - one who observes or follows ponds.
Prosecution (n.) - death by fizzy Italian wine.
Remember (v.) - to reattach limbs.
Remonstrate (v.) - to become a monster again (e.g. The Incredible Hulk)
Rugby (n.) - second string carpet.
Scandal (v.) - to input images of lentils electronically.
Shampoo (n.) - forged faeces.
Shop (v.i.) - to bounce along very quietly on one foot.
Toothpaste (adj.) - excessively thpaste.
Treaty (adj.) - like a treat.
Tweet (n.) - something you get when you've been weelly good.
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